This Made Me Laugh

A good dose of laughter is indeed the best medicine. Came upon this post in a "Waraynon's" blog. Made some translations so the non-waray could get the drift. A lot of the nuances though is lost...

Kay Rico man
- lifted from benny2pm.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog (translation is that of the blogger)

Rico (Rich): May migrain ako (I have a migraine)
Pobre(Poor): Agi ka-ulul hit ak ulo (My head is aching)

Rico: You are depressed
Pobre: Gin sangkayan ka (You've been enchanted)

Rico: Wow tan na tan ka (Wow, you're tanned)
Pobre: Agi gi-iitumi ka baga hin agta (Your so black, like a squid)

Rico: Kinahanlan mo na mag-pa-cleaning (You need need to have an oral prophylaxis)
Pobre: Agi kiki-on ka dulaw-dulawan (Sorry, no equivalent in English)

Rico: Tama la imo pagka-chubby
Pobre: Agi daw katatambokan mo

Rico: Oy Chinese it hiya
Pobre: Agi kay bugsok

Rico: Medyo slow it hiya (he's slow in learning)
Pobre: Bulok (Stupid)

Rico: Herbal Medicine
Pobre: Hudim-hudim (No translation, too)

For more of this guy's laidback humour, visit his blog. (Recommended: "An Salbabida")